The Last Dream of Roscoe Underborough

Roscoe after a night of binge eating centaur cake and ale fell asleep on the trough of a local farm owner after he wandered out of the village. The dream started as a raid on a fort of the ravagers. The hereos were ridiculous swinging phallic weapons and practicing unspeakable things to local flora. they broke through the fort during witch a wand was found and suddenly roscoe was standing before an army of foes with he blasted with a massive fireball. he watched the bodies burn and smiled. Roscoe was shocked awake by a warm wet sensation in his garments ignored the dream and continued on his drunken rampage through the centaur village